Friday, April 29, 2011

This Day Is Blown!

Water the asparagus bed?


If I want my eyes gouged out with blowing dirt.

Hang the laundry on the line?


If  I want the remnants of my peeling sunburn blasted off my back.

Dig up the corn patch?


If I want my mouth scoured out with sand.

Clean out the chicken yard?

If I want my hair to split my cheeks with its furious lashing.

Clean your bedroom?

*silence*

*silence*    

*crickets*

Crap.
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  1. AnonymousApril 29, 2011 at 3:33 PM

    Hi Teri, and I thought we had wind here!
    The pictures are great. That is some wind storms.
    Have a great weekend.
    Pam

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  2. Teri @ Love From the FarmMay 9, 2011 at 9:43 PM

    Pam,
    The wind here is legendary. Not typically tornadoes, but the dust storms frequently shut down Interstate 40. It's not necessarily frost that delays our garden planting, it's the sandblasting!
    Hope you're well - Teri

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  3. DanniMay 9, 2011 at 10:15 PM

    Haaa! You are FUNNY! (Though this is really scary wind you're having)... seriously, though, I just came by for a second to comment on your very latest post and I'm being caught by all these earlier posts that I haven't seen yet.
    I really, really like your blog.
    -Danni in Oregon

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